Tom, Dick and Harry

OH!LIVE HER!
(After a night of passionate love making at the local town brothel, Harlem Harry approaches the manager at the desk)

HH: "um, excuse me sir, but could i have some more?"


POST-IT
(Pricky Dick to his new secretary as he strolls in on a Monday afternoon)

PD: "Listen missy, and write this down will you.
My name is Dick. and i've always been a late-comer. (wink)"


TOUCHE~
(Inside Temperamental Tom's head as he stares lustingly at Dick's new secretary)

voice 1: "remember Tom, whatever be the case - you never mow another bro's lawn"
voice 2: "hmm... what if the grass is greener on the other side?"